Oh ya, she says, that is so cute, and so easy. I'll do it to your hair, you'll love it!
This is what I'm thinking:
Cute right? Soft curls, my hair is about this length. Should be cute right??
So she begins curling and I'm thinking, this looks pretty cute, I think I could do this when I get home. She starts on the left side and works her way around the back. Now she's curling the right side. Now she says, man this isn't curling very well over here. And she keeps curling, and playing with it, and about 5 min. later she says, ok, sometimes you just have to leave it alone. and she takes off the cape. I'm thinking - you mean leave it alone for a few minutes, and figure out why my hair is so freaking ugly?? Ok, I'll sit in the chair until you figure it out. Oh, no she was done trying to "figure it out" and I got up and paid.
You know it's not good when the girl at the front desk where you pay won't look at you in the eye. She kept stealing glances, and probably peed her pants when I left from laughing so hard. I wanted to say, really, you really want me to walk out of the salon looking like this?? Is that good publicity? Let's just say I didn't quite look like Jessica Simpson. Please enlarge the pictures to get the full effect.
